You Might be a Redneck if… [part 1]
1. More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. 2. You think the stock market has a fence around it. 3. You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste...
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11. Your home has more miles on it than your car. 12. Your Christmas tree is still up in February. 13. You’ve ever been arrested for loitering. 14. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors...
View ArticleA Collection of Minor Insults!
Smoke doesn’t make it to the top of his chimney. So boring, his dreams have Muzak. So dim, his psychic carries a flashlight. So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him. So dumb, he faxes face up. So dumb,...
View Article18 Reasons Why Fishing is Better Than Sex
18. You don’t have to hide your Fishing magazines… 17. It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you once in a while. 16. The Ten Commandments don’t say anything about Fishing...
View ArticleYou Might Be a Redneck if…[Part 3]
21. You’ve totaled every car you’ve ever owned. 22. There are more than five McDonald’s bags currently on the floorboard of your car. 23. Momma taught you how to flip a cigarette. 24. There is a...
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Dirt Clod #23
Ooops!! Someone had better go back to “shcool” and brush up on their spelling…
View ArticleThe Elephant and The Naked Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
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A Great Way to Pay Your Bills!
To bad this doesn’t actually work.. we would do it with all of our bills!
View ArticleLate Show: Top Ten Elf Complaints
Top Ten lists about Christmas by David Letterman Late Show. 10. Bells on clothing target for jeers at truck stops 9. Need two pieces of I.D. to buy beer 8. Santa’s union-busting goons killed a guy...
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